Gay marriage in Pakistan caused quake!

The reason for the devastating earthquake are being considered quite seriously by our intelligentsia. One story is that if an Afghan refugee named Liaqat Ali, who married a 16 year old boy in Tirah Valley. The boy Markeen is now his male bride and for this honor he paid the boy’s parent which he paid 40,000 Rs. Needless to say this action prompted death threats.

This is reputed to be the main reason for the wrath of God in Kashmir by the conservatives.

The current urban legend that holds most sway is that of a baby born in Karachi with a flowing beard. He (I am assuming it was a He) predicted a devastating earthquake would hit Karachi on October 28^th. Then he died. When that day passed, the date was adjusted to November 28^th.